AM -1

So start looking job in IT sector, my father said to me on the day of my joining of ICICI bank. I was expecting it from him, because I have done graduation in engineering and that is too in computer science. Which is still a hot branch to opt. well I do not want to remember my four years again and again. I know I have enjoyed this period a lot, but I still think I did not enjoy my campus life as I was expecting it some 4 years back.

But this question passed one quick thought. Who are engineers?
I tried to search its answer. But I got nothing. Because whenever I see engineers in my native I see many of them are working in any stream which they never even think of. Mechanical people are tapping keyboard keys and doing programming and so on. So what is wrong with bank. I mean engineering is not about repeating what you already have done but to invent and try something new, which no one has even, dreaming of.
I am proud of my course that I completed, and I still think that we engineers are good for everything. You just name it and we are there in that field , in fact we are far ahead of anyone.
And one more thing, initially I planned to pursue my career in finance field, then took science in 11th class, joined engineering college to complete graduation, got interest in MEDIA and finally joined BANK. life is like this only UNPREDICTABLE.


M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

India and olymipics

Q. How come indians won maximum number of medals this time?
A. Because we indians love MADE IN CHINA things.

ok sorry for this one liner, i know after this a few people will really try to kill me.

A salute to three brave people who proved indian mettle this time.


M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

But pappu cant vote sala…

It was clear to all party member of BJP to vote against of motion on 22nd july to defeat UPA on its battle ground. Planning was perfect every party member was happy because Left also joined hand with NDA to slap defeat on the face of UPA people. On the other hand our own SMS akka sardar manmohan singh ji was confident about win ( ok money hai to honey hai darling, he knows this principle well)
On 21st things were against of UPA even all the news channel were ready to play requiem on 22 on the defeat of UPA. But but but wait hang on.
Entry of chote bhaiya akka Amar singh changed scene completely, he and his industrialist friends helped UPA with finance to buy enough MPs.
I am yet to know about nuclear deal but one thing I am also sure, this deal has cleared the picture of Indian politics on a bigger canvas. The whole bribe episode was ignominy.
What the hell BJP MPs were thinking about themselves when they were flashing 1 crore rs in parliament. Are they bigger than law? Even if they got money from amar singh ( I cant comment on this story, it could be self composed story of these MPs), there is alternate way to show it to media but in parliament, a sign of complete looser. Today politicians even can do samba to get cheap publicity.
One channel even claimed to have sting operation tapes related to this bribe episode, but it is not TELECASTED as breaking news is also a bigger surprise.
22nd is really a black day in the history of parliament because of this bribe episode. Aftermaths of this voting are also not good. CPM expelled Somnath Chattarjee, One of my favorite leaders, just because he was not in favor of his party. Bull Shit. BJP did same with its 8 MPS and other parties are doing same with those who enjoyed crore rupees and cross voted on the day of voting. BJP is miles away from other parties because it is a party with a difference , they ransacked their own party member’s home just because he didn’t vote.
Whatever be the result of this deal, I don’t think it is going to help india on bigger scale but this deal has cleared the picture of Indian politics, THE BIGGEST DEMOCRACY of world.

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

My days with myself -1

Finally I am home, may be it sounds good for you but scene is becoming worst day by day here. No I am nor being tortured for my poor academics (though sometime it happens too). But the scene is I am bored with my regular life here.

I wake up at 5:30 am not for any good reasons, but to reduce my 23 year old sins, my weight. I go for walk for 3-4 miles. And unfortunately no chicks around, so it is usually a bore walk with music player of my mobile on.

After a healthy walk, I do my favorite thing, reading a newspaper. And let me tell you, now a days I read 3-4 newspapers( dainik jagran, Hindustan times, the hindu, amar ujala, sometime to add cherry on cake times of india :( ) daily. This exercise takes around 1-2 hours.

Hmmm next daily routine is not so sexy but I should mention it in front of everyone. Ok some guys like me are late learner. Ok my gray cells are now ready for driving lessons from driver. He teaches me driving daily. :( ok I know I am toooooo late for it, par hindi mai kahavat hai na der aaye durust aaye :P.

Then after bath and other not to mention daily routine I do yoga, yeah another swami Ramdev in making. ( I am seriously planning to switch over to this yoga job, may be one day I will be lecturing about benefits of kapalbhati pranayama, bolo isi baat per OM SHANTI OM).

And here comes a big fullstop of my life, after yoga I have nothing to do. No friend to meet. And special thanks to chief minister of UP, miss (?) Mayawati, electricity problem is giving me whale of a time. Ok guys previous idiom was sarcastic comment. But seriously electricity problem is bigger problem in my city.

Come back to my problems , I have nothing to do after yoga, and then I pass my time sometime with some novels or with………. A big dash. Nothing… I have nothing to do. No internet , no electricity, no TV, no GF. No no no no no… a big NO.

Wait wait wait…

Noon time is boring but evening time is just like unsuccessful attempt of suicide with serious wala NOTHING TO DO. But I go out for a walk.

In the night just because my mom still watches Saas Bahu Tv shows and taking bad lessons to fight with my hone wali wife. Hey my god story of kyoki saas bhi kabhi bau thi is still roaming around family problems as it was some 5 years back. Nothing is changed. And :x BAA is still alive. Is she tortoise or something else? Because only this species of animal has 300-400 years of life, but baa still looks like old lady of late 60s. may be some old age cream is helping her :P.

So my dear buddies , this is my life here in Ghaziabad. And please don’t pop with ideas like some course or kahi ghumne chala ja. Because such ideas are already dead. :(

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

MAD is MAD

We fought on silly issues; we cried on baseless things, we wiped tears on fictional stories created by our own brains to check other faces. Awww it was my college life, I do not know enjoyed it or not, but yes I lived it very well and that is too in my own protocols.

I never realized the power of word “FRIEND” before. For me it was just a TV show and to relate it with my own life it was just a bonding of two different people. But yes it has some meaning now, I somehow relate every face in my vicinity with my friends just to remember them. I tried to laugh on every joke cracked by them, which even cannot make sidhu laugh.

I tried to visualize our daily routine. Religiously visit to Poha shop, daily gupshup at “Now and Then”, our daily abusing sessions at back market… ohhhhh I can’t forget those days full up of madness.

Some people call it insanity but I call it life…

I need my college days back , ok but without lectures ok with lectures. Ohhh I am too confused…

Well papa is staring at me with the warning that you are not free bird now and as if he is some type of jailer who is interested to give hardest possible punishment to victim. And of course I am the victim.

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

You sound like hmm…

Different people have different opinions. Nevertheless, unfortunately all have same opinion when it comes to my voice on phone.

Just few minutes back I got a call from Namrata Didi, she is my e-buddy ( I coined this term :P ) and it was her first call on my number. So after some regular chat, she commented on my voice “yaar tu pictures mai to bada chota lagta hai per awaz se errrr.”

It is not the first time when anyone commented on my super duper sexy voice. Before this incident taresh bhaiya and some more people commented same.

I don’t know what is wrong with people or my voice :P. I am even practicing yoga to improve and get some softness in it . :P

M.A.D.

Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

MAD PAGES

Finally I m giving rest to my unlistened voice. However, it is still unlistened and I tried my best to speak out but alas, some dreams are dreams, so I will continue with my MADNESS. MADness is something which is required everywhere to achieve your dreams, to achieve what other thinks that they can’t achieve.

Being a MAD person, I seldom care about world, but in other terms, I care about it too much. I always try to speak out, to show some action but like any B grade movie, my viewers are limited and it is the only problem.

I have a dream to change this world, but wait it is always better to start such things on self. And here I am to do something.

I promise to my pages that I will keep writing and keep continuing my madness, as it is the only thing, which reflects me in better angle. Keep reading.