Friday, October 2, 2009

bad bad test day

I don’t like to visit cyber cafes even if someone put gun on my forehead or offer me a check of million dollars; yeah I know last part was too imaginary. But I really don’t like to visit these cafes…
Today I had a test ( aimcat 1008, yes I am writing CAT this year), and thanks to power department of Uttar Pradesh , I wasn’t able to take it from home. So I decided to write it from nearby cyber cafĂ©.
After a wait of 20 minutes I finally got PC… but hell server problem occurred and I had to restart it. I logged in and opened a homepage of my coaching institute and entered my login info… yuppie finally I am taking a test. I read question 1 and marked its answer. It was easier test as compared to previous ones. I read 2nd question, and suddenly I heard “love me love me” song. Gosh !!! guy sitting next to me just played it.
Whatever I dint have much option so I keep on taking that test. Suddenly from nowhere a kid came to me and asked how much time would I take or when would I vacant this pc. Gosh, I neglected him and kept on taking test.
Suddenly from somewhere I heard a voice of guy who was teaching another guy about “how to ask for a date with girl whom you just met on orkut”. It was the funny discussion as the teaching guy was giving a lots of tips about asking such things. Best one “ abbey uske bol ki tu ek computer engineer hai aur har tarah k computers thik karna janta hai, use kabhi bhi koi problem ho to tujhe bula le, isi bahane to us se mil lio”. Now why I rated it best one? Because I have a degree of computer engineering ( ok I studied too at college) but my teachers never taught us that our profession could actually lead us to a date.
I was just pissed off but because taking test was important so I kept on writing. Suddenly I heard some voices from another pc where some 10th grade kids were sitting. I could not describe those voices because those kids were actually playing porn on their PC. Holy crap man , this coming generation is surely awesome. I mean they do whatever they like to do and flaunt it too. I mean what was the need to play such a holy thing that too with volume.
I was really pissed by this incident so I finally left the place and left the test in between. This is how I screwed up one more test.

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia