Thursday, July 24, 2008

But pappu cant vote sala…

It was clear to all party member of BJP to vote against of motion on 22nd july to defeat UPA on its battle ground. Planning was perfect every party member was happy because Left also joined hand with NDA to slap defeat on the face of UPA people. On the other hand our own SMS akka sardar manmohan singh ji was confident about win ( ok money hai to honey hai darling, he knows this principle well)
On 21st things were against of UPA even all the news channel were ready to play requiem on 22 on the defeat of UPA. But but but wait hang on.
Entry of chote bhaiya akka Amar singh changed scene completely, he and his industrialist friends helped UPA with finance to buy enough MPs.
I am yet to know about nuclear deal but one thing I am also sure, this deal has cleared the picture of Indian politics on a bigger canvas. The whole bribe episode was ignominy.
What the hell BJP MPs were thinking about themselves when they were flashing 1 crore rs in parliament. Are they bigger than law? Even if they got money from amar singh ( I cant comment on this story, it could be self composed story of these MPs), there is alternate way to show it to media but in parliament, a sign of complete looser. Today politicians even can do samba to get cheap publicity.
One channel even claimed to have sting operation tapes related to this bribe episode, but it is not TELECASTED as breaking news is also a bigger surprise.
22nd is really a black day in the history of parliament because of this bribe episode. Aftermaths of this voting are also not good. CPM expelled Somnath Chattarjee, One of my favorite leaders, just because he was not in favor of his party. Bull Shit. BJP did same with its 8 MPS and other parties are doing same with those who enjoyed crore rupees and cross voted on the day of voting. BJP is miles away from other parties because it is a party with a difference , they ransacked their own party member’s home just because he didn’t vote.
Whatever be the result of this deal, I don’t think it is going to help india on bigger scale but this deal has cleared the picture of Indian politics, THE BIGGEST DEMOCRACY of world.

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

Sunday, July 13, 2008

My days with myself -1


Finally I am home, may be it sounds good for you but scene is becoming worst day by day here. No I am nor being tortured for my poor academics (though sometime it happens too). But the scene is I am bored with my regular life here.

I wake up at 5:30 am not for any good reasons, but to reduce my 23 year old sins, my weight. I go for walk for 3-4 miles. And unfortunately no chicks around, so it is usually a bore walk with music player of my mobile on.

After a healthy walk, I do my favorite thing, reading a newspaper. And let me tell you, now a days I read 3-4 newspapers( dainik jagran, Hindustan times, the hindu, amar ujala, sometime to add cherry on cake times of india :( ) daily. This exercise takes around 1-2 hours.

Hmmm next daily routine is not so sexy but I should mention it in front of everyone. Ok some guys like me are late learner. Ok my gray cells are now ready for driving lessons from driver. He teaches me driving daily. :( ok I know I am toooooo late for it, par hindi mai kahavat hai na der aaye durust aaye :P.

Then after bath and other not to mention daily routine I do yoga, yeah another swami Ramdev in making. ( I am seriously planning to switch over to this yoga job, may be one day I will be lecturing about benefits of kapalbhati pranayama, bolo isi baat per OM SHANTI OM).

And here comes a big fullstop of my life, after yoga I have nothing to do. No friend to meet. And special thanks to chief minister of UP, miss (?) Mayawati, electricity problem is giving me whale of a time. Ok guys previous idiom was sarcastic comment. But seriously electricity problem is bigger problem in my city.

Come back to my problems , I have nothing to do after yoga, and then I pass my time sometime with some novels or with………. A big dash. Nothing… I have nothing to do. No internet , no electricity, no TV, no GF. No no no no no… a big NO.

Wait wait wait…

Noon time is boring but evening time is just like unsuccessful attempt of suicide with serious wala NOTHING TO DO. But I go out for a walk.

In the night just because my mom still watches Saas Bahu Tv shows and taking bad lessons to fight with my hone wali wife. Hey my god story of kyoki saas bhi kabhi bau thi is still roaming around family problems as it was some 5 years back. Nothing is changed. And :x BAA is still alive. Is she tortoise or something else? Because only this species of animal has 300-400 years of life, but baa still looks like old lady of late 60s. may be some old age cream is helping her :P.

So my dear buddies , this is my life here in Ghaziabad. And please don’t pop with ideas like some course or kahi ghumne chala ja. Because such ideas are already dead. :(

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia