My days with myself -1

Finally I am home, may be it sounds good for you but scene is becoming worst day by day here. No I am nor being tortured for my poor academics (though sometime it happens too). But the scene is I am bored with my regular life here.

I wake up at 5:30 am not for any good reasons, but to reduce my 23 year old sins, my weight. I go for walk for 3-4 miles. And unfortunately no chicks around, so it is usually a bore walk with music player of my mobile on.

After a healthy walk, I do my favorite thing, reading a newspaper. And let me tell you, now a days I read 3-4 newspapers( dainik jagran, Hindustan times, the hindu, amar ujala, sometime to add cherry on cake times of india :( ) daily. This exercise takes around 1-2 hours.

Hmmm next daily routine is not so sexy but I should mention it in front of everyone. Ok some guys like me are late learner. Ok my gray cells are now ready for driving lessons from driver. He teaches me driving daily. :( ok I know I am toooooo late for it, par hindi mai kahavat hai na der aaye durust aaye :P.

Then after bath and other not to mention daily routine I do yoga, yeah another swami Ramdev in making. ( I am seriously planning to switch over to this yoga job, may be one day I will be lecturing about benefits of kapalbhati pranayama, bolo isi baat per OM SHANTI OM).

And here comes a big fullstop of my life, after yoga I have nothing to do. No friend to meet. And special thanks to chief minister of UP, miss (?) Mayawati, electricity problem is giving me whale of a time. Ok guys previous idiom was sarcastic comment. But seriously electricity problem is bigger problem in my city.

Come back to my problems , I have nothing to do after yoga, and then I pass my time sometime with some novels or with………. A big dash. Nothing… I have nothing to do. No internet , no electricity, no TV, no GF. No no no no no… a big NO.

Wait wait wait…

Noon time is boring but evening time is just like unsuccessful attempt of suicide with serious wala NOTHING TO DO. But I go out for a walk.

In the night just because my mom still watches Saas Bahu Tv shows and taking bad lessons to fight with my hone wali wife. Hey my god story of kyoki saas bhi kabhi bau thi is still roaming around family problems as it was some 5 years back. Nothing is changed. And :x BAA is still alive. Is she tortoise or something else? Because only this species of animal has 300-400 years of life, but baa still looks like old lady of late 60s. may be some old age cream is helping her :P.

So my dear buddies , this is my life here in Ghaziabad. And please don’t pop with ideas like some course or kahi ghumne chala ja. Because such ideas are already dead. :(

M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia