Hum sabhi mai kahi na kahi kala bander chupa hua hai.
It reminds me of MONKEY MAN incident happened in delhi few years back, when every one in the city was crying about it , though each and everyone had different opinion about its look and all.
So here is the story of DELHI-6, a most waited movie for me . its all about kala bander a balck monkey man who is ruining everything in the city.
What you read that it is a story of DELHI-6 area as well of love story of Sonam Kapoor and Abhishesk Bachchan.
Hmm you are right as well confused because there are slight traces of it in the movie. The %age of traces could be better compared with my %age in graduation. I mean negligible is the perfect word to describe it.
4 reasons to watch it.
1) sonam kapoor … muuuah , I just love this girl. And only reason which forced me to stick in front of computer screen for 2.18 hours ( piracy jindabad).
2) Delhi : whatever it be , but it shows life of delhi specially the heart of delhi. Ummm I have just planned to click this place as much possible after this movie.
3) Acting : some people gave power packed performance , specially to mention Sonam Kapoor ( muuuuuuuuaaaaaaaah once again), Waheeda Rehman, Thulla of police ok I forgot his name , Rishi Kapoor. That’s it… bas yehi list khatam ho jati hai .
4) Hmmmm no more reason yaar. That’s it.
10 reasons not to watch it
1) did Abby baby take classes of NEW YORK accent from Lalu Yadav, because it was as fake as Osama Bin Laden in saint dress. I mean its not so cool man to pronounce shit everytime you open your mouth.
2) You show me sense of placing songs in movie and I will show you a buffalo which solves CAT paper with 100%ile marks and also gives GD and PI tips. I mean there was no sense , specially I was just thudding my head when I saw stupid placement of REHNA TU song, which is one of my favorites now a days.
3) Hindu Muslim Riots: is it right to show hindu muslim riot and to show Babri masjid type of situation in the movie. I mean there were too many ways to stretch up the size of movie by so many ways but why this…
4) Who let the monkey out : Ladies and gentlemen.. ladieeeeeeeessssss gentleeemen…. Lagta hai sab so gaye… ok to cut the crap our dearest bad dream black monkey man is back in this movie… even director didn’t kill the suspense. I wanted to know more about this kala bander who once stole one of my favorites jeans from my terrace. ( arrghhh every one in my society blamed kala bander for this :P )
5) Story : you found one and I will definitely clear you the story of BOOM movie ( I watched BOOM movie after having couple of disprene tablets) or of any other movie. Though director tried his level best to make some khichidi related to delhi culture but he was also confused as parantha wali gali guys are ( yaar paranthas of parantha wali gali look more like kachodi then paratha).
6) Enoughhhhhhhhhhhhh… no more negative talks about a movie which have my sweetie sonam kapoor in it. Muuuuuuuuaaaaaaah once again
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Don’t try this at home/car
No, I am not trying to create some kind of panic moments here but you will soon realize truth about this title.
Scene 1 :
I was listening “Rehna tu” song of Delhi6 on my mp3 player and suddenly started humming it.
I was literally giving facial expressions on it. This song initiated good mood and I start moving my body. To make condition hell next song in playlist was “Golmal Return” and I was literally in dance mode. (cant change myself, mai aisa hi hu :P ).
Suddenly I realized few eyes were just gazing me. And I just realized that one should need to control all of his moods specially when he is in car and that’s too when he is waiting for green signal at red light.
By the way I got appreciation too, few girls clapped after my madness. I don’t know whether to take it in positive way or in negative way.
Lesson 1: control your emotion , or let it vent out :P who knows any bolly director will pick you for his/her new film just because of this madness. ( though it is not a lesson at all)
Scene 2:
Mom entered in room after a discussion from her lok sabha ( i gave this name to local meeting sessions of aunties, where they discuss about whereabouts of other people and to make fun of ‘em)
Mom: kya hoga tere bacho ka?
I was shocked :O :O
Me: mere bache, abhi to maine ladki bhi pasand nahi ki. Kher bacho ka topic kaha se aa gaya.
Mom: dekh tu to ghar per khali pada rehta hai, itni mehangai badh gayi hai. Tere bacho k time per to pakke se dudh 100rs liter ho jayega.
Me: koi nee mai apne bacho ko paida hote hi bewda bana dunga. Dudh ka kharcha hi khatam.
And the next voice was THUDDDD
Actually I just realized mom hits too hard. Aaauch…
Lesson 2: never try to be smart in front of your mom at least . And don’t even think to tell her that you know something related to liquors.
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
Scene 1 :
I was listening “Rehna tu” song of Delhi6 on my mp3 player and suddenly started humming it.
I was literally giving facial expressions on it. This song initiated good mood and I start moving my body. To make condition hell next song in playlist was “Golmal Return” and I was literally in dance mode. (cant change myself, mai aisa hi hu :P ).
Suddenly I realized few eyes were just gazing me. And I just realized that one should need to control all of his moods specially when he is in car and that’s too when he is waiting for green signal at red light.
By the way I got appreciation too, few girls clapped after my madness. I don’t know whether to take it in positive way or in negative way.
Lesson 1: control your emotion , or let it vent out :P who knows any bolly director will pick you for his/her new film just because of this madness. ( though it is not a lesson at all)
Scene 2:
Mom entered in room after a discussion from her lok sabha ( i gave this name to local meeting sessions of aunties, where they discuss about whereabouts of other people and to make fun of ‘em)
Mom: kya hoga tere bacho ka?
I was shocked :O :O
Me: mere bache, abhi to maine ladki bhi pasand nahi ki. Kher bacho ka topic kaha se aa gaya.
Mom: dekh tu to ghar per khali pada rehta hai, itni mehangai badh gayi hai. Tere bacho k time per to pakke se dudh 100rs liter ho jayega.
Me: koi nee mai apne bacho ko paida hote hi bewda bana dunga. Dudh ka kharcha hi khatam.
And the next voice was THUDDDD
Actually I just realized mom hits too hard. Aaauch…
Lesson 2: never try to be smart in front of your mom at least . And don’t even think to tell her that you know something related to liquors.
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
Friday, February 6, 2009
met by chance
Me: oye is this neha?
She: yes, but who are you?
Actually, I called her from my new number.
Me: doesn’t matter , so where are you exactly.
She: ( was surprised actually) first tell me who are you?
I just realized that I am no more using ICICI’s post-paid connection and I will have to visit mobile shop to recharge this number again. So I directly came to the point.
Me: oye its me Ashish, calling you from my new number.
She: Idiot @#$%@$%, @#$%!@$%, @RF$%C$%
Me: ok control your emotions and confirm me that are you right now fortis hospital?
She: yes, and how do you know.Using spies?
Me: Idiot I saw you there.
She: don’t tell me , you must be trying to pull my leg or are playing some prank.
Me: hadh hai koi to trust kar liya karo. Abbey tu jeans aur green jacket mai hai na.
She: ( was surprised ) yes.
Me: ok stay there , I am coming there.
She: are you really coming?
Me: yup
Moreover, this is how I met one of my old school friend. School friend.. Wait I was not her friend in school. Even I do not remember we had even chat in our school life. She left that school in eighth standard. Finally, after 11 years I saw her once again. :P
Since last year I know her because of orkut . Though we exchanged our numbers as well talked on phone so many times but never got a chance to meet actually. In fact, we tried to meet so many times but luck didn’t permit.
Life is like this only.
PS : Never try shortcuts when you need nature break, today because of some internal pressure I wanted to be home asap and applied my great brain to search a new way out. Everything was going perfect until trucks came into picture. Then suddenly I was in middle of some 12-15 trucks. To make condition really hell one truck got punctured.
Just to save 5 minutes I actually wasted 1 hour and got scratch on my car.
LESSON 1 : NEVER EVER USE YOUR BRAIN IF YOU NEED NATURE BREAK.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
(Un)luck by chance
Sapno se bhare naina… na neend hai na chaina…
Inspiring movies are just like vitamin tonic on the D-day when you resign from your company. However, I was not in sad or devdas mood on my resignation day but I preferred to watch movie than to go back home.
Finally I had only 2 options either go for Victory (2nd movie of Hrithik’s look-a-like MR Priyanka chopra’s BF MR Harman Baweja) or LUCK BY CHANCE. I preferred to enjoy later one because I am a great fan of Farhan Akhtar. Incidentally, it is a debut for another Akhtar in town. Miss Zoya Akhtar , younger sister of Farhan.
One thing I was sure of, that it would be a nice inspiring movie of struggle etc. but even after ending, I didn’t get struggle anywhere. Konkana was ready to do anything to get job but she did not get any. Moreover, forget about struggle of Farhan in movie because he became STAR just because of LUCK BY CHANCE.
But being a bug of movies, I was wondering that it is story of so many khans and struggling actors of our country because the lead actor was some khan who is pet of ever film produced by banner of Rishi Kapoor ( don’t you think director is trying to take examples from SRK and karan johar).
Acting wise Farhan is still good and Konkana simply rocks in it. Though movie has cleared it that Isha should learn acting from some acting school ( I am not kidding it was in one dialogue of movie). Rishi kapoor was better and acted his part well. Juhi , I think is wasted in movie.
3 songs are my favorite in movie, though music section of Shankar-ehsaan-loy is too strong and raising some hope in movie.
In last movie is just time pass but that’s too on pirated CDs or from torrent sites. :( .
Hmmm 2/5 is score for it. And that’s too because of farhan akhtar and music of movie. this last image to add some glamor in my blog page :P
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
Inspiring movies are just like vitamin tonic on the D-day when you resign from your company. However, I was not in sad or devdas mood on my resignation day but I preferred to watch movie than to go back home.
Finally I had only 2 options either go for Victory (2nd movie of Hrithik’s look-a-like MR Priyanka chopra’s BF MR Harman Baweja) or LUCK BY CHANCE. I preferred to enjoy later one because I am a great fan of Farhan Akhtar. Incidentally, it is a debut for another Akhtar in town. Miss Zoya Akhtar , younger sister of Farhan.
One thing I was sure of, that it would be a nice inspiring movie of struggle etc. but even after ending, I didn’t get struggle anywhere. Konkana was ready to do anything to get job but she did not get any. Moreover, forget about struggle of Farhan in movie because he became STAR just because of LUCK BY CHANCE.
But being a bug of movies, I was wondering that it is story of so many khans and struggling actors of our country because the lead actor was some khan who is pet of ever film produced by banner of Rishi Kapoor ( don’t you think director is trying to take examples from SRK and karan johar).
Acting wise Farhan is still good and Konkana simply rocks in it. Though movie has cleared it that Isha should learn acting from some acting school ( I am not kidding it was in one dialogue of movie). Rishi kapoor was better and acted his part well. Juhi , I think is wasted in movie.
3 songs are my favorite in movie, though music section of Shankar-ehsaan-loy is too strong and raising some hope in movie.
In last movie is just time pass but that’s too on pirated CDs or from torrent sites. :( .
Hmmm 2/5 is score for it. And that’s too because of farhan akhtar and music of movie. this last image to add some glamor in my blog page :P
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
Monday, February 2, 2009
In the name of culture…
I was strolling with one of friends , suddenly we started discussing about recent attack of SHRI RAM SENA on some pub of Bangaluru.
My friend: saving our culture is becoming a conundrum.
Me: is it really?
He: yes look at those girls, they are smoking there. (pointing his finger to nearest shop where some girls were smoking)
Me: is smoking wrong or it has something to do with girls only?
He: obviously yar, one cant expect a girl to smoke.
Me: have you ever visited to any village?
He: yes sometimes.
Me: well I belong to village and I have seen many women smoking beedis, hukkas etc. so do you think they are also wrong or just it is applicable to women belong to cities only?
He was confused what to answer now. He tried to change his point.
He: no I mean, these girls are just *****. Don’t you know behavior of girls. They just try to be gf of every boy.
I sarcastically commented.
Me: as if you are satisfied with one girl only.
He: no I mean it is wrong for girls.
Me: so you mean to say there are different laws for women and men. Am I right?
He: yaar its not in our culture. ( he tried to save himself).
Me: ohh… so what exactly is culture for you.
He: leave it yaar.
Me: no I need answer because I just want to know in which culture we are living. Is it same for you and I or not.
He: yar you know it well I am talking about our Indian culture, smoking and drinking for women is prohibited in it.
Me: as it is allowed for men. Is it allowed? If yes then please show me reference.
He was once again puzzled and tried to play family-family game once again.
He: ok leave culture aside, will you allow your daughter for same.
Now I was confused because even I was not sure about answer.
He: see even you don’t have answer, just because you are also bounded to this culture.
Me: well I know my answer, and it will remain same for both girl and boy.
He: theoretically you may be right but practically you are wrong my friend. And I respect what shri ram sena did in bangaluru.
Me: well I don’t know I am right or wrong but I know what shri raam sena did was not at all in our culture. We belong to a culture where we have more goddesses than gods. Where we worship female first than male, e.g. radha-krishna, sita-ram, shakti-shiva etc. prove me if I am wrong. And if any chance you think beating girls was right then you should stop saying I our culture because I don’t think our culture allows beating girls.
Above incident is clearly showing mindsets of people. We are becoming vultures and wolves day by day.
I was shocked to read comments from old citizens of greater noida village that it was just a rape.
JUST A RAPE!!!
Bloody you are not only raping girl but also her soul, her family our society. Girls are not sex objects for god sake. Today we need some more SENA but not to beat girls. But to teach people about our real culture our real society. We need revolution not in our country but in our mindset first. We need to change our as well thinking of other people.
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
My friend: saving our culture is becoming a conundrum.
Me: is it really?
He: yes look at those girls, they are smoking there. (pointing his finger to nearest shop where some girls were smoking)
Me: is smoking wrong or it has something to do with girls only?
He: obviously yar, one cant expect a girl to smoke.
Me: have you ever visited to any village?
He: yes sometimes.
Me: well I belong to village and I have seen many women smoking beedis, hukkas etc. so do you think they are also wrong or just it is applicable to women belong to cities only?
He was confused what to answer now. He tried to change his point.
He: no I mean, these girls are just *****. Don’t you know behavior of girls. They just try to be gf of every boy.
I sarcastically commented.
Me: as if you are satisfied with one girl only.
He: no I mean it is wrong for girls.
Me: so you mean to say there are different laws for women and men. Am I right?
He: yaar its not in our culture. ( he tried to save himself).
Me: ohh… so what exactly is culture for you.
He: leave it yaar.
Me: no I need answer because I just want to know in which culture we are living. Is it same for you and I or not.
He: yar you know it well I am talking about our Indian culture, smoking and drinking for women is prohibited in it.
Me: as it is allowed for men. Is it allowed? If yes then please show me reference.
He was once again puzzled and tried to play family-family game once again.
He: ok leave culture aside, will you allow your daughter for same.
Now I was confused because even I was not sure about answer.
He: see even you don’t have answer, just because you are also bounded to this culture.
Me: well I know my answer, and it will remain same for both girl and boy.
He: theoretically you may be right but practically you are wrong my friend. And I respect what shri ram sena did in bangaluru.
Me: well I don’t know I am right or wrong but I know what shri raam sena did was not at all in our culture. We belong to a culture where we have more goddesses than gods. Where we worship female first than male, e.g. radha-krishna, sita-ram, shakti-shiva etc. prove me if I am wrong. And if any chance you think beating girls was right then you should stop saying I our culture because I don’t think our culture allows beating girls.
Above incident is clearly showing mindsets of people. We are becoming vultures and wolves day by day.
I was shocked to read comments from old citizens of greater noida village that it was just a rape.
JUST A RAPE!!!
Bloody you are not only raping girl but also her soul, her family our society. Girls are not sex objects for god sake. Today we need some more SENA but not to beat girls. But to teach people about our real culture our real society. We need revolution not in our country but in our mindset first. We need to change our as well thinking of other people.
M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia
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