Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Delhi 6 urghhhh KALA BANDER or Sonam kapoor ( blushesssss)

Hum sabhi mai kahi na kahi kala bander chupa hua hai.

It reminds me of MONKEY MAN incident happened in delhi few years back, when every one in the city was crying about it , though each and everyone had different opinion about its look and all.
So here is the story of DELHI-6, a most waited movie for me . its all about kala bander a balck monkey man who is ruining everything in the city.
What you read that it is a story of DELHI-6 area as well of love story of Sonam Kapoor and Abhishesk Bachchan.

Hmm you are right as well confused because there are slight traces of it in the movie. The %age of traces could be better compared with my %age in graduation. I mean negligible is the perfect word to describe it.

4 reasons to watch it.

1) sonam kapoor … muuuah , I just love this girl. And only reason which forced me to stick in front of computer screen for 2.18 hours ( piracy jindabad).
2) Delhi : whatever it be , but it shows life of delhi specially the heart of delhi. Ummm I have just planned to click this place as much possible after this movie.
3) Acting : some people gave power packed performance , specially to mention Sonam Kapoor ( muuuuuuuuaaaaaaaah once again), Waheeda Rehman, Thulla of police ok I forgot his name , Rishi Kapoor. That’s it… bas yehi list khatam ho jati hai .
4) Hmmmm no more reason yaar. That’s it.

10 reasons not to watch it

1) did Abby baby take classes of NEW YORK accent from Lalu Yadav, because it was as fake as Osama Bin Laden in saint dress. I mean its not so cool man to pronounce shit everytime you open your mouth.
2) You show me sense of placing songs in movie and I will show you a buffalo which solves CAT paper with 100%ile marks and also gives GD and PI tips. I mean there was no sense , specially I was just thudding my head when I saw stupid placement of REHNA TU song, which is one of my favorites now a days.
3) Hindu Muslim Riots: is it right to show hindu muslim riot and to show Babri masjid type of situation in the movie. I mean there were too many ways to stretch up the size of movie by so many ways but why this…
4) Who let the monkey out : Ladies and gentlemen.. ladieeeeeeeessssss gentleeemen…. Lagta hai sab so gaye… ok to cut the crap our dearest bad dream black monkey man is back in this movie… even director didn’t kill the suspense. I wanted to know more about this kala bander who once stole one of my favorites jeans from my terrace. ( arrghhh every one in my society blamed kala bander for this :P )
5) Story : you found one and I will definitely clear you the story of BOOM movie ( I watched BOOM movie after having couple of disprene tablets) or of any other movie. Though director tried his level best to make some khichidi related to delhi culture but he was also confused as parantha wali gali guys are ( yaar paranthas of parantha wali gali look more like kachodi then paratha).
6) Enoughhhhhhhhhhhhh… no more negative talks about a movie which have my sweetie sonam kapoor in it. Muuuuuuuuaaaaaaah once again


M.A.D.
Mr. Ashish Dixit
Meri Alag Dunia

9 comments:

SuNnY said...

It gives two impressions
1)You are preparing or struggling for CAT,
2)I now why you love "SONAM" (NAME)

Sukalyan said...

Okay so it was all about kissing sonam, the blog I mean!

Anonymous said...

The performances in the movie are brilliant, and it would have become a blockbuster if the film team took some more time to put some effort in editing the scenes properly and placing songs in correct plots. Sonam Kapoor was awesome and she is not given enough time in the movie which is v.v.sad, but still she is excellent in whatever scope she is given

Namrata said...

I tell you, this is the most bakwas movie I have seen in last six months. I guess if you mix BOOM, Dev D, Tashan and all ravi kishen movies... you may probably get something like Delhi 6.

Horrible
Terrible...

I liked your reasons for not watching the movie :)

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